I was tagged by pocketface, the awesome photomanipulator...

The rules are to post eight facts about yourself

So eight facts about myself...

1. I strongly dislike small dogs
2. I have little to no patience with anything and everything (big surprise for those who already do know me)
3. I have become addicted to Lock Up Raw on MSNBC
4. When I meet someone, they are automatically put under the "three month rule" meaning that they are on "probation" until they can prove that they truly are a decent person. Ironically enough, I sat next to someone at work who did the exact same thing.
5. I have a strong gravitation toward moose. Don't ask me why, but if you get me something with a moose on it, I will love you forever.
6. When I would misbehave as a child, my mother would actually ask me, "Would you like a spanking?"
7. I would rather run from conflict than embrace it.
8. Contradictory to number one, I prefer animals to humans.